Alright, listen. This one’s exactly what you read in the title. I am not lying. I am not joking. Honestly, I wish I was, but at the same time, I don’t because this is too funny not to report on. Xbox has manufactured 30 controllers that play BTS’ Song “Bad Decisions.” Now, whether that is poetic in of itself remains to be seen, so let’s look at just why Microsoft thought this was a good idea.
Why… Just Why?
Look at it. Look at how basic and how not good it is. It looks like Xbox wanted to do the Supreme logo but got lazy after writing the song name and said “Nah, we don’t need italics.” Now, I know what you’re thinking. “But Juan, it’s got to at least work for you to play games, right?” Oh you sweet, naïve, K-Pop stan… no, it doesn’t. This is a display piece with no function outside of playing a song. A song that you can listen to right now by clicking the image above!
Is there anything to gain from having it? No. Does it even have a cool design? Nope. Can you even play with it? Thankfully, no. My dear reader, this is a novelty item from Xbox that you could’ve won through a Twitter competition. It has no purpose outside of being something you probably won as a joke, and now it lives in a drawer collecting dust.
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